Monday, September 16, 2013

The Orphan, the Fool and the Alchemist

Hey guys, sorry it's been a while. Here's the first chapter of my latest thing. Let me know if you like it or not. 

The legend of Frith
Or, the Orphan, the Fool and the Alchemist
Lowell J. Stevens


“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.”
~Friederich Nietzsche



            1.

            “The one known as Frith, a son of the Aridoc Clan, was slain on the field of battle. As a captain of the elite guard he acquitted himself with honor in destroying the threat of the Glassmen and their horde of ravagers. His body was not recovered from their unholy Third Citadel. His men will mourn his loss.” ~Excerpt from death notice sent to Aridoc Clan from King Jarus Stolenbrow.


The silence pressed in on Theo like a weight as the rest of the town slowly fell asleep. Beyond the walls of the tiny shack that he had built for himself out of the ruins of his parents’ cottage the townspeople were ready for the execution of the murderer.
He wasn’t, that much Theo was absolutely sure of. He wore the armor of the Alchemist’s guild, carried a sword like the rest of them, despite the fact that only very rich families and the Named clans were allowed to carry those weapons. His leather traveling pack was filled with the items that he needed to create his elixirs and essences, and he wore the bamboo plates of armor fortified with elestrum that only a great knight would be able to afford. His arms were covered in the ranking tattoos of the Sovereignty’s secret warriors; tattoos that denoted kills, great deeds and feats of valor. They had found him confused and covered in blood, both his own and others, wandering in the forest outside of Silverbone, a puzzled look in his sad brown eyes. A courier reached them only hours later, both describing the man they had fed and clothed in the council hall and the death of Aolir, the oldest of the heirs.
            The man was even now in the stocks, and in the morning he would be dragged to the bluff that overlooked the choppy, charcoal sea and beheaded. His head would be put in a box and sent to the heirs for a reward, his body stripped of valuables and then thrown to the brinedevils.
            Theo knew the man was innocent. There wasn’t a way that he knew, but ever since he was a child he had known things before they happened, or when there was no way that he could have known them. He knew when he smelled smoke that night that his parents would not survive. It did not stop him from trying to save them, to wake them, but he knew it was futile. He knew when he saw the Meister bumble out of his house in a knotted mass of fur coats and gold chains, staring at the inferno with a mixture of surprise and greed that the Meister was somewhat responsible. No one believed Theo, though. Not even Wat, the shipbuilder and his father’s best friend.
            So at sixteen, Theo dug through a charred pile of lumber, carried his parents’ half-torched remains to a secluded meadow where he felled two strong pines and made their coffins, with the tall stumps as headstones. He stripped the bark from the pale wood and chiseled their names carefully and buried them there. Then he went back into the town, dragged the more useable struts and plates of shingled roofing to make himself a hut in the corner of town, over the gutter that drained out the corner of the walls. There he had lived for the last three years, biding his time.
            Theo carefully packed his few belongings into a traveling pack. A slender bamboo fishing pole and string with a steel hook, a sharp filet knife that he sheathed in his right boot. A half loaf of bread and some cheese wrapped in a cotton kerchief and a small leather bottle of wine. The harvest moon hung overhead, swollen and orange.
            The Meister, in his perennial short-sightedness, hadn’t bothered to place a guard at the square where the weary man now sagged in the stocks. The cobblestone streets were empty, save for a wandering cat or raccoon here and there. Theo moved to the shadows and squatted on his haunches, watching the man. Either he had chosen not to struggle, or he had exhausted himself earlier. He wasn’t even bothering to examine the flimsy pin that locked him into place, just out of his reach. Rather than immediately free him, Theo stashed his belongings near a rain barrel and then silently moved across the square. The man didn’t notice him, which was better. The guard shack stood near the main gates, and while it was always locked at night, no one had bothered to fix the leaky roof, which had subsequently softened with the constant rains that kept the forests lush. Theo climbed up to the roof and with a strong kick, the roof of the little building caved in amidst a shower of rotten wood and startled beetles, dropping Theo to the dirt floor. On a shelf, the traveler’s wooden pack and neatly folded traveling garments sat. Theo grabbed them, slinging the traveling pack over his shoulders and grabbing the clothes and tossing them over the wall to the ground outside. He didn’t see the armor, so Theo stood on the table and clambered out of the ruined shack, dropping to the ground outside. For a moment he stayed in the shadows that the moon cast down on the sleeping town, watching for activity. Satisfied that no one had heard, he crept to the stocks.
            Theo waited for the man to notice him, but the prisoner appeared lost in thought. Theo slowly moved to the side until he was directly in front of the man. Still, he didn’t appear to notice Theo.
            “Please don’t say anything.” Theo whispered. The man started, viciously banging his chin against the bottom of the yoke. He remained silent, though blood started to drip from his chin. He watched Theo warily as Theo stepped onto the platform and yanked the rusty pin out of the loop and dropped it into his pocket before lifting the top of the yoke. The man straightened slowly, putting his hands to his lower back to straighten it as it popped. Theo lifted a finger to his lips, and then handed the man his leather pack and clothes. They had stripped him to only a dirty loincloth, and Theo turned as the man discarded it and quickly dressed. When he was finished, he whispered “Where’s my armor?”
            “It’s probably in the Meister’s house.”
            The man pursed his lips in a silent oath.
            “I can get it, but there’s no way to silently get out of town,” Theo said. “Wait by the guard shack. I’ll need your help to open the gates.
            “Are there guards?”
            “Two, but they’re brothers, and old. They can’t give chase for long.”
            “Horses?”
            “None.” Theo silently pointed to the gate, and then crept off in the direction of the Meister’s house.
            The back door was slightly ajar: the Meister’s lone maid was prone to midnight wanders spent with any of her many lovers. Theo slipped inside, quiet as a shadow, and quickly found the armor in the huge wardrobe that dominated the sitting room. He pulled it out as quietly as he could. Upstairs, he heard a floorboard creak and froze, heart thudding in his chest. No other sounds followed, so Theo started to leave. He suddenly realized that the sword wasn’t with the armor. He crushed his frustration with practiced control and started to make his way upstairs.
            The Meister was a bulbous lump in the shuttered darkness, his wife a stick. A slat of moonlight illuminated the sapphire encrusted crest on the pommel of the sword, leaning against the wall between the nightstand and the bed, opposite the door and directly next to the fat hand of the Meister. Theo crept on all fours across the floor, testing each board for sound before putting his weight on it. Without warning, the Meister snuffled and rolled, the bed creaking like a ship before he settled again into the down mattress. Theo moved suddenly towards the handle of the sword, carefully extricated from the confined space that it occupied, threading it around the Meister’s outflung arm and then clutching it to his chest. He hadn’t held a sword before, and he resisted the urge to stare at the weapon. They were incredibly rare and incredibly illegal to possess if one was not a knight or a landed Gentry. A boy in another town had fashioned a crude one from a broken plowshare and half an axe handle and was beheaded the next day.
            Theo turned to leave when suddenly the Meister sat up in bed, nightclothes flowing around him like a fat ghost. Theo didn’t wait, dashing out the door full tilt. Down the stairs three at a time, halfway down his ankle turned in the darkness and Theo tripped forward, suddenly airborne as behind him he heard the lumbering sounds of the Meister waking his wife and stumbling sleepily from the bed. Theo hit the planking heavily, letting the sword fly from his hands rather than come free of the sheath and skewer him. Theo heard the sword shatter the china cabinet as he hit the ground. Pain was radiating up his right leg, but he forced himself to his feet and limped as quickly as he could to the ruined hulk of the Meister’s prized possession, yanked the blade out of the mass of shattered porcelain and glass and then stumbled to the door, snatching the armor from where he had laid it before. Upstairs, the Meister had opened the window and was shouting for the guards. As Theo yanked the back door open he was met with the startled maid standing on the doorstep. He pushed his way past her, feeling starting to come back to his ankle as he broke into a shambling run toward the main gates. He reached it in a few minutes and handed the sword and armor to the man, then began to push on the doors. He looked behind to see the two old guards, Jancy and Marko, confusedly wandering out of their house at the far end of the street, carrying clubs and still dressed in their dressing gowns and nightcaps. The man shoved with Theo, and the heavy gates slowly swung open, revealing the dark forest beyond. The commotion was bringing out more of the townspeople, and Theo knew it wouldn’t be long before crossbow bolts started flying. He and the man started to run down the road when Theo stopped.
            “My pack!” he hissed. “Go, I’ll catch up.” Theo turned and dashed back towards Silverbone and its enraged citizens. Jancy and Marko had reached the gates when Theo bulled into them, throwing them to the sides as he ran as quickly as his tender ankle would allow. The dewy cobblestones were as slick as soap and his boots lost traction. Theo slid into the rain barrel, tipping it as he grabbed his satchel and pole. Then, hands full, Theo rose and ran back towards the gate. Marko grabbed ahold of Theo as he passed, trying to keep a grip on his shirt, but Theo threw his knee hard into the old man’s groin and Marko fell back, squalling. Theo dashed into the darkness as the Meister lumbered to the gate, and then Silverbone was behind him.


            2.

’What do you want of me, Fox?’ Frith asked. ‘I have no money and your brother the Wolf will soon be here to empty my belly of its guts. Let us be away.’ ‘Ah, but what he does not know will not hurt him,’ Fox said. ‘for I have a plan that may make us both wealthy men…’” ~From Frith and the Fox’s Daughter

            The man had stopped a few hundred feet down the road and had put on his armor. He was standing next to the sigil-stone that signified the beginning of the Silverbone territory with his sword naked in his hand. When he saw that Theo was not being chased, he sheathed the sword at his side. Theo slowed from a run to a walk and then stopped, breathing heavily, hands on his knees. He smiled, and then laughed.
            “I wasn’t expecting to leave that noisily,” he admitted.
            “Why did you rescue me?” The man asked.
            Theo was quiet for a minute before straightening and putting the strap of his satchel over his shoulder and running the pole through the twine loops he had sewed onto it.
            “Because you’re innocent,” Theo said at last, “and too many innocent people die already for one more to die.”
            “But why do you care?”
            Theo looked him in the eyes, and then looked away. “Few deserve to die, let alone someone who is innocent.”
            “I could be guilty.” The man’s puzzled expression matched the one that he had worn when dragged into the stocks.
            “You’re apparently stupid,” Theo said, “questioning why I saved you when I could have let you die.”
            “You’re a cheeky bastard.” The man almost looked offended.
            “I’m Theo,” Theo said, extending his hand.
            “I am Caeth of Avonlea, third son of Varien.”
            “So you are gentry.”
            “I was.” Caeth turned. “We should go. I owe you my life and for that I am grateful. I’ll help you find a safe place to live and be on my way.”
            “I’m sorry, but that’s not going to happen.”
            “Excuse me?”
            “You’re an alchemist, correct? And none of that ‘was’ rubbish.”
            “True,” Caeth admitted.
            “You’ve had the murder of Aolir blamed on you and now everyone wants the two million noble reward that’s on your head.”
            Caeth pursed his lips and nodded once.
            “We’re now both being hunted as equals because I assisted you in your escape, which means anyone who captures me is entitled to a reward equal to a quarter of the bounty on you.”
            “Where did you learn magisterial law?” Caeth asked.
            “Never mind that. We have a better chance of surviving together. The country’s a big place, but the Sovereignty has eyes and ears around every corner.”
            Caeth laughed. “You’ve got heart.”
            “I’ve got purpose.” Theo said. “I need to find out why my parents were killed and who paid the Meister to have it done.”
            “I hate to say this, boy, but it was probably a spite killing. How did they die?”
            “You’re just a ball of tenderness,” Theo snapped. “House fire.”
            “Your mother left a lantern lit.”
            “She didn’t, and that’s not important. What is important is that the Meister had my parents killed and I want to know why.”
            “What makes you so sure that he had it done?”
            Theo struggled to find the words and finally settled on “I just know.”
            “’I just know’ isn’t good enough for a magistrate, Theo.”
            “Don’t talk to me like I’m a child.” Theo crossed his arms. “I’m the only reason that your skull isn’t a dice cup on the Heir’s gaming tables.”
            “Okay, okay.” Caeth held up his hands. “You’re right, I’ve been unthankful. You don’t even know me, though. Why would you want to travel with me? I don’t even know where I’m going.”
            “I have a feeling you do know where you’re going.” Theo said. “You are someone who can get things done, and that is the kind of person that I need helping me. I want to avenge my parent’s death and find out why they were killed and I wasn’t. There’s a reason I’m here, and I think this is it.”
            “Revenge is a purpose that destroys the life it guides.”
            “I don’t need your wisdom,” Theo snarled. “I need your knowledge and your assistance. Since we’re running together now, you may as well be my guide and my companion.”
            Caeth was silent, and then began to walk. Theo walked after him, adjusting his pack.
            “You’ve got no purpose. You’re on the run, and I’ve finally found my path. I need your help. I need your skill and I need your knowledge. You owe me your life, and I will consider that debt repaid if you help me.”
            “I owe you my life, but I have no obligation to help you.” Caeth turned and seeing Theo’s expression, laughed. “Don’t take it so hard. You’d just get in my way and I’d spend all my time convincing you that you don’t want to do what you are doing. I hope I don’t see you around.” Caeth turned, waved without looking, and started to stride down the road and into the lightening dawn.
            “I didn’t want to do this,” Theo called. “But you’re forcing me. I invoke the creed of Elegy.”
            “What?” Caeth whirled to face Theo. You can’t…how do…you’re not…what?”
            Elegy’s creed was something that Theo had heard his father discuss. If a debt was owed and was not repaid, the offended had a right to petition at the Shrine of Elegy, deep in the forests of Orlis. The petition would ensure that the one who owed the debt would fall back into the same trouble that the favor had rescued him from, but this time the consequences would be tenfold. While some dismissed this as superstition, the hundreds of stories surrounding the isolated shrine and petitioners gave many reason to believe. Caeth among them, it would appear.
            “You little…” Caeth drew his sword and advanced on Theo. Theo held his hands up.
            “It’s already been invoked: if you slay me now you’ll be dead before dawn.”
            Caeth spat a curse and slid the blade into his sheath. “Once the debt has been fulfilled, I will kill you for this.”
            “Do what you like. When your debt has been fulfilled I will die willingly.”
            “You’ll die regardless, and I’ll be fortunate if you don’t get me slain as well.”
            “We shall see.” Theo said. “It all depends on what happens now.”


            They walked for most of the morning. Silverbone was set in a hollow amidst huge hills covered in pine and fir trees. The forest bled across the northern coast and down to the central plains, where it opened up to the capital city, Bel Falthorn. There, the Sovereignty was seated, the Six Thrones of the Heirs ruled the Sovereignty from there. Farther east, the barbaric Glass Ects and their mortal enemies, the thirteen dwarven clans, remained in a state of perpetual warfare. Any attempts to subjugate either race had been met with utter slaughter in the rough terrain of the mountain. The Sleithr lived there too, mysterious beings that some said were the hungry undead and some said were the Glass Ects’ distant cousins, foul creatures that wore the skulls of giant wolves as helmets and rode saddled cave bears, swinging macanas made from the bones of their kills. Even the Glass Ects didn’t molest them, letting them live in their warrens deep below the earth at the heart of volcanoes. The Glass Ects themselves lived in the swamps that filled the valleys of the Steel Mountains
            On the plains, humans lived at peace with fisher-folk, the peaceful rivermen that spent as much time in the water as out of it. Pale blue skin and luminous eyes made them more frightening than was warranted, but they spent much of their time living in their deep lake-villages and only coming out to trade their crafts and catches, or living on circular ships the size of a town that stayed in the middle of the huge lakes that mottled the land.

            Caeth was stubbornly silent as they walked; not responding to Theo’s few questions with word or action. In fact, he rarely acknowledged Theo’s presence. As the day wore on, Theo grew hungry and took out the food he had brought. The closest to actually acknowledging Theo’s existence came when he offered Caeth his food, but after a moment’s hesitation only visible with the flicker of Caeth’s eyes, Caeth looked obstinately forward once again. Theo shrugged and finished off half the loaf and cheese, stowing the rest carefully in his pack for later. Streams were few and far between, despite the constant rains, and until they reached the Fairth river in a few dozen miles, there wouldn’t be a place to fish. Food needed to be conserved. Theo wished that he had more money, he only had a few marks to buy food with, which wouldn’t last long. For the first time since their haphazard escape a few hours earlier, Theo began to wonder if he had done the right thing. 

Friday, May 24, 2013

Hungry Jack and Montezuma

                Lee felt the familiar feeling come over him again: the raw, shaky panic that rumbled low in his chest and made his stomach roil. Outside the cell, the caravan was rolling up the gates. Hungry Jack’s armored trucks, salvaged from a forgotten Loomis motor pool and splashed with a crude red crown on their bulldog hoods, idled outside the steel rolling gates. Lee stood and watched out the reinforced chicken wire window as the black flagship armored truck started forward once the gates had opened, followed by the next three.
                Hungry Jack would eat now, Lee thought. Then he and his men would summon the women, spread the wealth they had torn from the dead fists of vagrants, gypsies, tribalists and the homesteaders that stubbornly attempted to carve a home from the thick jungle that boiled from the superrich soil. After that, well, Jack would sate his lusts with his favorite concubines and then call—
                There was the sound of a steel lock sliding back, and the door swung open. Two soldiers stood there, heads wrapped in the damp white headscarves that kept them cool in the unrelenting tropical heat. One carried a machete, the other one of the precious shotguns.
                “Up, you.” One of them roughly grabbed Lee by the arm and hauled him to his feet. The one with the shotgun stayed in the hall. Lee was frog marched out into the dilapidated passageway. Hot sunlight tore through holes in the plaster walls, throwing shards of light on the slick, mossy tiles of the ancient mental hospital. Through these holes creeping vines the thickness of a strong man’s bicep snaked, spreading their roots on the eternally damp surfaces. Through the holes in the walls Lee could see the climbing baobabs with dark fortresses of roots, colossal kapoks and abiu trees with swollen yellow fruits like warning buoys.
                The double doors to what had once been the chief administrator’s personal quarters were thrown open and Lee was shoved forward onto the moldering carpet. Hungry Jack sat on his makeshift dais, four of the largest desks in the building had been pushed together in the cathedral-ceilinged room. Four oriental rugs and a huge papasan chair had been sat atop this, and behind it all a brightly colored, hand-carved wall of wood was nailed to the desks, creating a sort of throne. Two of the concubines lounged at his feet, wearing only long beaded loincloths about their waists. They gazed at Lee with hooded eyes, slight smiles. 
                Hungry Jack claimed to be as old as the Cataclysm. Few believed him, as it would have made him a hundred and fifty years old, but others claimed the Cataclysm had changed more than the atmosphere and the soil. He had no memory of the time before the Cataclysm, Jack claimed. He had been sent to earth as a child of the sun, a god. He had no name and no occupation, but awoke in a factory of some sort. The story, as he told it, was of him standing and seeing a sign before him of his name and his purpose. He had torn down the sign and taken a vehicle, driving until it would not go any further. He wandered, clutching only his banner and a monkey wrench until he reached a small tribe wandering the grasslands that were swiftly turning to jungle. He had taken control, founded his empire in the mental hospital, and put up his banner, his mantra, in the throne room in which he now sat.
                The banner behind Jack said “Hungry Jack: Everybody’s happy when it’s Hungry Jack.”

                “So this is the assassin.” Jack’s eyes were devastatingly lifeless, the blue of a strangled man’s face or a vein under the surface of the skin. His face was dark from the sun, his hair was an unnatural white that stood up in every direction, a strange disconnect with his otherwise youthful appearance. His body rippled with muscle, wearing only military style cargo shorts in camouflage and swimming shoes. Across his chest was a tattooed jolly roger, and dozens of crosses decorated his arms. Each one of those stood for a man he had killed. He lounged in the throne, smiling. 

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Saint D's

Hey guys, sorry it's been so long. Gonna have some new stuff up in the next few days. 


Simon came home to find his father sitting at the kitchen table, sipping a cup of black coffee and reading a letter.
"We've got an acceptance letter." He said, when he saw his son standing in the doorway. Simon nodded wearily, still in his gas station attendant's uniform.
"Where's it from, pop?"
"Looks like Aelius."
"Aelius Ohio?"
Simon's father gave him a strange look. "Surely I've told you."
"Told me what?" It was seven o'clock, customers had been uncharacteristically rude, and Simon was hungry.
"Good grief, I must have totally forgotten. I applied to St. Dietrichs University of Common Occupations in Orbus."
"Where is Orbus?"
"Have you ever wondered if there were other worlds?" Simon's father asked, with a mysterious look in his eye. Simon opened a loaf of bread and began building a sandwich.
"What area you talking about?"
"I should have told you this sooner, I could have sworn I did. Son, technically you're not from Earth."
"What do you mean, 'technically?'"
"Well, I mean that I'm not from Earth either, and neither was your mother. We're immigrants, I might say."
"There are other worlds?"
"A couple, that we know of. Orbusian worologists don't go poking about too much, it could break something, and that could be pretty hard to fix. Anyway, there's Earth, or this plane of existence, anyway, and then Orbus, that's where we're from, and then there's Limbo."
"Limbo?"
"Awful place. Went there once on a field trip. Demons, pits of fire, vast plains of grey ice, no decent restaurants. Not a place a civilized being would go."
"So do I have powers?" Simon asked, sitting at the table. His father took a sip of coffee.
"Of course not! What do you think this is, Star Wars? Anyway, there's a fairly prominent university in Orbus, and I applied for you, and because I'm an alum they have admitted you."
"I still don't understand." Simon said, "Why doesn't anyone on Earth know about Orbus?"
"Well, they have a hard time remembering. It's like you tell them, and they can't really hold it in their heads, so they just pop in any old place as a placeholder, see? All my co-workers think I'm from Colorado."
"I thought we were from Oregon." Simon said, taking a bite.
"Dear God, no."
"Oh."
"Have you ever heard of the Old World?"
"Like merry old England, that sort of thing?"
"Just imagine that this is like finding out that one of your ancestors was from Russia, and happened to be the Czar."
"That easy?"
"That's the best I can do, son." His father looked stern.
"Go on."
"Anyway, I came here because the economy in Orbus was bad, and it's a lot easier to get a job. I told them I had a degree in Piracy, and somehow that took that as sociology."
"You have a degree in Piracy?"
"Well, to be specific, I did my undergraduate work in Plundering and my master's degree was in Looting, but it's in the Piracy department."
What kind of University had a major in piracy?
"What other majors are there?"
"Well, dozens, really." Simon's father got a misty look in his eye. "I remember as a bright-eyed freshman, I went in wanting to get my degree in Ninjutsu. Never worked out, of course. I failed NIN 212, introduction to basic assassination, so my advisor recommended I take a weekend and go to the annual pirate games. Glad I did. And those sideline wenches." He drifted away for a moment  before shaking himself. "Anyway, you'll be glad you went."
"I was planning on going to Harvard," Simon said, "For anthropology."
"But you can go to Saint D's for Alchemy and enjoy yourself far more, son. Plus they have a fantastic study abroad program."
And that was how Simon went to Orbus.









Chapter one


Simon found himself in the airport with his father a few months later, bags packed, backpack ready. He hadn't been able to find any of the books needed for his general education classes, which were Introduction to Decision Making, Foreign Word Pronunciation, Overview of Orbusian literature, General Survey in Hutmaking, and Mathematics. (Every university requires mathematics.)
Though he had been to the airport many a time, Simon's father turned a corner that he had never seen and they were suddenly in a practically deserted but highly futuristic area. A couple gates bearing the names of airlines that Simon had never heard of stood waiting. Simon's father saw someone he knew, waved, and then strode over to the gate and up to the cashier.
"One ticket to Valentina, Orbus, please."
The lady struck a few keys and the machine spat out a chit.
"That'll be two thousand, seven hundred toridos."
Simon's father handed her a couple dozen notes of a currency he hadn't seen before, and she handed him the chit.
"Have a safe flight."
"Well son, here we are." Simon's father said, when he reached the gate. "Best of luck to you."
"Thanks dad." Simon suddenly felt choked up. His father must have sensed it and looked away for a moment. When he looked back his own eyes were damp.
"Don't worry, the flight's safe as houses. I'll see you at Christmas."
"I'll miss you."
"I'll miss you too. Stay safe, and for crying out loud, stay away from the Drinking majors. They'll get you in trouble."